Total Medals Earned: 174 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,445 Points
Medals Earned: 15/20 (180/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/460 points)
Die by your own bombs.
"Another skeleton, a shady one... most of them are, to be fair."
"Looks like he has places to go to, and to possibly bomb down."
"You approached Bertha, Captain Grog's cursed Gallion."
"He might look like a 'regular' skeleton, but he never skips femur day."
"You're bound to explod-*coff*.. explore the seven seas."
Medals Earned: 2/2 (150/150 points)
Survive 40 rounds.
Do it without turrets.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (70/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
Play the game for the first time
Kill the boss and complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy
you gave tom your gift!
Give tom 10,000 gifts
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/420 points)
Got a combo of at least 10!
Beat level 1 of Adventure Mode!
Got a combo of at least 25!
Beat level 2 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 3 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 4 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 5 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 6 of Adventure Mode!
Got a win in the multiplayer vs mode!
Got a combo of at least 50!
Beat level 7 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 8 of Adventure Mode!
Beat level 9 of Adventure Mode!
Completed Adventure Mode!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times